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As with everything, Jenny requested that I start this Blog. So my first ever blog entry is dedicated to Ms. Spicy Kungfu a.k.a Midorichunli. While during our usual daily MSN chat sessions, we came across our two most talked about topics; boys and WOW (world of warcraft). I will skip the lengthy explanation of me being a girl gamer and my thoughts about it and save that for another days post. She had sent me an article discussing how families and couples who play together, in fact do stay together. Which was then immediately forwarded to my bf in hopes that he would play with us. hehe :)

The Following is cut and pasted from the actual conversation: (*** Disclaimer*** I think mostly WOW'ers will get our references. So stop reading if you don't understand.)

 

Rogue = the voyeristic perv - This sneaky one appears and disappears when you least expect it. Often flaky at times and least stable of boyfriend types. But when he stuns you, he'll get you good. Should watch out for this one when changing though. Kinky.

Mage = the teleporting stalker - Usually not the most physical of types, but casts a good spell that can melt your heart with balls of fire or leave you freezing cold. Love is all magical but don't piss him off and try to run from this one. He can probably follow you anywhere, at least to all major cities. Bonus Points:  he can make a mean mana strudel. Yum Yum! 

Warrior = the overcompensating jock - This one is the most dependable and is good boyfriend material. A bit slow, but a tank at times for those days where you need a shoulder to cry on. Highly physical and likes to show that sword of his up close and personal. Careful though, he gets "hit" on alot.  

Druid = the artsy fartsy metro kind - This creative one enjoys nature and likes to reinvent himself. Might spend a little too much time grooming those.. uh leaves, but makes a great caretaker.

Hunter = the mysterious animal lover - This mysterious type likes to spend more time with animals then humans. Hard to get close to but often likes to engage from afar. These are the types you'd see at the back of the club somewhere. He probably loves his pet more than you. 

Priest = the sensitive bleeding heart type - Often gets stuck in the "friend" zone. With his caring and nurturing sides this one is a keeper. Revives the dead and raises a good roof at times, essential at any party. Can buff you into a better person. Warning, don't expect this one to be a fighter though. 

Deathknight = the dramatic bad boy - This bad boy gets the ladies, with his brooding and icy demeanor. Trashing hotel rooms or ensnaring unsuspecting preys with chains is what to be expected. Most likely does some freelance guitar work for hardcore rockbands named Death Metal and Snot on the weekends. 

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Chun Li says:

 

yeah see/

 

wow keeps entire families together

V says:

 

 

 

 

hahahah

 

 

it does

 

 

but it would suck if you and bf had a fight on wow

 

 

it would be like.. "who would take custody of the guild?"

 

 

OR... how do we split our bank assets?

Chun Li says:

 

 

or you just pvp and kill him

V says:

 

 

AND.. amist a raid, what if you guys are both doing a mind control battle at the instructor and refuse to speak to each other on vent..

Chun Li says:

 

OR you just duel to see who gets the last word in an argument

 

 

pfft itd be 1) stupid to roll the same class first of all

　V says:

 

 

that is true.. but what if..

 

 

you would be like "I"M NOT HEALING YOU UNTIL YOU SAY SORRY!"

 

 

"you can die for all i care"

 

 

and he would be like "see this is why we're breaking up!"

 

 

and then the guild would do this..

 

 

/facepalm

 

 

and sam would be like "um.. come on guys~ can't we all just get along?"

 

 

mauahhaahahhaha

 

 

and there would be crickets over vent

 

 

*the end*

Chun Li says:

 

 

ahahha yeah i would probably joy watching him die a few times.

　V says:

 

 

yea.... couple fighting in wow.. not a good thing.

 

 

hahah

Chun Li says:

 

 

but wow also is funny, so it makes it hard to stay mad.

　V says:

 

 

he'd show up and stand ontop of you

 

 

until you acknowledged him

Chun Li says:

 

 

esp when they buy a 100g epic

 

 

or run you through an instance

　V says:

 

 

ahh.. bribery..

 

 

would suck if you're like.. "leave me alone!" and then try to run to different continents

 

 

and he turns out be a mage and ports faster than you can find a ship

Chun Li says:

 

 

hhaaha

 

 

its true

　V says:

 

 

hahahha yea.. don't date a mage

Chun Li says:

 

 

but its nice to play wow together

　V says:

 

 

the ultimate stalker

Chun Li says:

 

 

im telling you when youre in BGs and some rogue is kicking your ass

 

 

and then he comes and kills them for yu its sweet.

　

 

Chun Li says:

 

 

cuz hes watching out for you

 

 

　V says:

 

 

ahh.. yes thats when the heart floats over your head and you break out the picnic lunch set for him

Chun Li says:

 

 

ive done that and SSed it

　V says:

 

 

hahahahahha

 

 

i didn't even need to guess. hahha

 

 

Tho its like.. "Hmph i'm mad at you.. but if you buy me that epic shoulders.. i might rethink the length of shunning you."

Chun Li says:

 

 

that works

　

 

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Which led my little explanation of what each character class means dating terms.